{"id":136720,"date":"2023-09-02T20:26:58","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T00:26:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=136720"},"modified":"2023-09-02T20:26:58","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T00:26:58","slug":"hour-12-closets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/hour-12-closets\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 12: Closets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Closets<\/p>\n<p>Small, enclosed rooms<\/p>\n<p>Used to store:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Clothing<\/li>\n<li>Christmas decorations<\/li>\n<li>Winter coats<\/li>\n<li>Cleaning supplies<\/li>\n<li>Boots<\/li>\n<li>Wrapping Paper<\/li>\n<li>And way too many hats!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Used to hide:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Worst Hide and Seek players (really, everyone looks there first!)<\/li>\n<li>Secrets<\/li>\n<li>Ammunition<\/li>\n<li>Skeletons<\/li>\n<li>Dead bodies (although, like I said, everyone looks there first!)<\/li>\n<li>Christmas presents<\/li>\n<li>The Good Chocolate<\/li>\n<li>And way too many hats!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Things that should never be in closets:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Best Hide and Seek players<\/li>\n<li>Monsters<\/li>\n<li>Ghosts<\/li>\n<li>Hostages<\/li>\n<li>Your voice<\/li>\n<li>Your sexuality<\/li>\n<li>Your identity<\/li>\n<li>And, actually, way too many hats!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Closets Small, enclosed rooms Used to store: Clothing Christmas decorations Winter coats Cleaning supplies Boots Wrapping Paper And way too many hats! Used to hide: Worst Hide and Seek players (really, everyone looks there first!) Secrets Ammunition Skeletons Dead bodies (although, like I said, everyone&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2454,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2454"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136720"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136720\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":136819,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136720\/revisions\/136819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}