{"id":137644,"date":"2023-09-02T21:51:31","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T01:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=137644"},"modified":"2023-09-02T21:51:31","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T01:51:31","slug":"hour-thirteen-humourous-poem-describing-your-profession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/hour-thirteen-humourous-poem-describing-your-profession\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour Thirteen: Humourous Poem Describing Your Profession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>open shop<br \/>\nwait for client<br \/>\nping!<br \/>\na message<br \/>\nthey&#8217;re running late<br \/>\nsmile<br \/>\nsmile<br \/>\nthey&#8217;ll be billed anyway<br \/>\nhealers are a precious commodity<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>open shop wait for client ping! a message they&#8217;re running late smile smile they&#8217;ll be billed anyway healers are a precious commodity<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3670,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3670"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137644"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137745,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137644\/revisions\/137745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}