{"id":137694,"date":"2023-09-02T21:44:33","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T01:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=137694"},"modified":"2023-09-02T21:44:33","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T01:44:33","slug":"what-do-i-do-poem-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/what-do-i-do-poem-13\/","title":{"rendered":"What Do I Do? (Poem 13)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Glorifying life and relationships<\/p>\n<p>Making people believe<\/p>\n<p>That love exists<\/p>\n<p>That happy endings are possible<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I lie and fake it all<\/p>\n<p>More faff than fact<\/p>\n<p>I make people assume fiction is reality<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What do I do?<\/p>\n<p>I weave tall tales<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In response to text prompt number 13:<\/p>\n<p>Describe your profession through a funny\/humourous poem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Glorifying life and relationships Making people believe That love exists That happy endings are possible &nbsp; I lie and fake it all More faff than fact I make people assume fiction is reality &nbsp; What do I do? I weave tall tales &nbsp; In&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5324,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5324"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137702,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137694\/revisions\/137702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}