{"id":137821,"date":"2023-09-02T22:00:54","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T02:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=137821"},"modified":"2023-09-02T22:00:54","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T02:00:54","slug":"hour-13-10-30-11-30am-text-prompt-profession-description-humorous-x2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/hour-13-10-30-11-30am-text-prompt-profession-description-humorous-x2\/","title":{"rendered":"(Hour 13) 10.30-11.30am. TEXT PROMPT: profession description, humorous x2"},"content":{"rendered":"

I enjoyed this prompt (after initially disliking the thought of it). It was supposed to be about *yourself* but I ended up doing one for each of my 2 main characters. Very satisfying.<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Ryan: an abridged Resume<\/b><\/p>\n

the woman : who seems to lead the campers : asked me : to tell her : a bit about myself : wow : how would i even do that ?<\/p>\n

former High School student : OMG so boring : let me start again<\/p>\n

Many Name Bearer : Ring Diver : Cruiser of Lands : Star Partner : Sky Hunter : Brother Discoverer : Pod Rider : Doggo Adopter : Bad Man Outsmarter : Orange Hater (the colour not the citrus) : Propulsion Ponderer : Dam Buster : & of course : Earth\u2019s Only Hope Against Evil Invading Army Of Desert Loving Crustacean Creature Things<\/p>\n

But also :\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Dust Dreamer : Despairer of Doors : Cracker Jack Yakker : Asker of Big Questions, Receiver of Nil Answers : Tequila Squealer : Drum Banger & Rumpus Maker : Pseudo Father : Hope Doubter : Perpetual Worry Wort : one the precious few Just Damn Lucky-To-Be-Alives\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Stella\u2019s CV<\/b><\/p>\n

Big sister
\n<\/span>Abandoned Daughter
\nArchivist \/ chronicler
\n<\/span>Daydreamer
\n<\/span>Rememberer
\nSurvivor
\n<\/span>Water baby\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Ryan\u2019s just seen my list
\nSays I need to mix it up more
\n<\/i>Have more fun
\n<\/i>I told him that wasn\u2019t my style
\n<\/i>He replied that wasn\u2019t wasn\u2019t your style
\n<\/i>But the world\u2019s born anew now
\n<\/i>So who knows <\/i>\u2026 or something like that<\/p>\n

Okay fine: I\u2019ll begin there then.<\/p>\n

Born again cave girl
\nDweller in silent places
\nReluctant Guerrilla Fighter in a war I doubt we can win
\nGrandparent Seeker
\n<\/span>Admirer of Many Dawns<\/p>\n

This is kinda fun , not that I\u2019ll tell him that<\/p>\n

Moon Dreamer, Galaxy Contemplator
\n<\/span>Mother-Hater (later edit: Mother-Craver)
\nStar Admirer, Cold Tin Soup Hater
\nRyan EyeRoller (haha this is fun)<\/p>\n

Till a sudden sonic boom stops my fun
\n& I\u2019m immediately drawn back into
\nthe dystopian hellscape that is now<\/p>\n

Just another day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I enjoyed this prompt (after initially disliking the thought of it). It was supposed to be about *yourself* but I ended up doing one for each of my 2 main characters. Very satisfying.   Ryan: an abridged Resume the woman : who seems to lead…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":360,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[5772,5947,6038,1552,6186,6187,4921],"class_list":["post-137821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-2023fullmarathon","tag-aryanpoem","tag-astellapoem","tag-dropped-the-sky","tag-profession-description","tag-resumes-cvs","tag-ya-verse-novel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/360"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137821"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137821\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137856,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137821\/revisions\/137856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}