Swinging at the retirement village<\/p>\n
Writing Jenean all the way out of the will<\/p>\n
Saying ‘I never cared for them’ about so many<\/p>\n
Riding the motorized carts<\/p>\n
Getting the cane with the wolf face on it<\/p>\n
snarling and with pearly eyes<\/p>\n
Showing old tattoo with the titties on it to grandson<\/p>\n
gotten while in the Navy, nearly died from infection<\/p>\n
one-upping the Iraq youngins with war stories<\/p>\n
Two words: USS Indianapolis<\/p>\n
the only reason you don’t believe they were there<\/p>\n
Is that you’re just absolutely godless and liberal<\/p>\n
driving extra slowly in the fast lane<\/p>\n
church hat collection filling a whole closet<\/p>\n
farting whenever and wherever<\/p>\n
‘forgetting’ about the bills<\/p>\n
and the 18th great grandchild<\/p>\n
borne by Janice, who couldn’t wait<\/p>\n
who is definitely her mother’s child<\/p>\n
not theirs.<\/p>\n
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