{"id":138129,"date":"2023-09-02T22:26:34","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T02:26:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=138129"},"modified":"2023-09-02T22:26:34","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T02:26:34","slug":"slinging-and-throwing9pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/slinging-and-throwing9pm\/","title":{"rendered":"Slinging and throwing9pm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>clear<br \/>\ndon\u2019t forget the gloves<br \/>\nsoak<br \/>\nmake sure they\u2019re clean<br \/>\nsling it onto the pile<br \/>\nDON\u2019T DROP IT<br \/>\ndammit! there goes my record<br \/>\nfour glasses, two plates<br \/>\nchop chop chop<br \/>\ndrop in the oven<br \/>\ndon\u2019t forget the mitts<br \/>\nmix mix mix<br \/>\nmake sure its hot<br \/>\nserve it up<br \/>\nroll your eyes<br \/>\nput it away<br \/>\nyou\u2019re done<br \/>\ncooking and dishes are such hard jobs<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>clear don\u2019t forget the gloves soak make sure they\u2019re clean sling it onto the pile DON\u2019T DROP IT dammit! there goes my record four glasses, two plates chop chop chop drop in the oven don\u2019t forget the mitts mix mix mix make sure its hot&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1290,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1290"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138129"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138131,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138129\/revisions\/138131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}