{"id":138726,"date":"2023-09-02T23:27:28","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T03:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=138726"},"modified":"2023-09-02T23:27:28","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T03:27:28","slug":"pigs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/pigs\/","title":{"rendered":"Pigs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is hilarious!<br \/>\nLook how she\u2019s reacting to nothing.<br \/>\nWhat did we do?<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Send a 70s playlist to her phone<\/li>\n<li>Mess with her radio station<\/li>\n<li>Follow her on Twitter in his name<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>And now she thinks he wants to marry her!<\/p>\n<p>This is too easy.<br \/>\nShe\u2019s onto us.<br \/>\nYes, she is.<\/p>\n<p>Dude, this is so cruel,<br \/>\nleading this poor old, lonely woman<br \/>\ntoward yet another unrequited love.<\/p>\n<p>But it\u2019s hilarious!<br \/>\nOh, my god, she\u2019s writing him<br \/>\na love letter in her website!<br \/>\nNo, she doesn\u2019t mention his name.<\/p>\n<p>You know, we could use this!<br \/>\nSee if you can book a hall<br \/>\nsomewhere for some tech event.<br \/>\nAI or something.<\/p>\n<p>Offer her a free ticket.<br \/>\nShe\u2019ll come. Yes, she will.<\/p>\n<p>If we build it, she will come!<br \/>\nF\u2019in perfect!<\/p>\n<p>Do you think we can book him?<br \/>\nAwesome!<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s beyond the budget,<br \/>\nbut I can make it fly.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019ll approach him like she did Mr. B,<br \/>\nand we swoop in with a stalking charge.<\/p>\n<p>He has no choice!<br \/>\nNone.<\/p>\n<p>God, this is freakin\u2019 brilliant!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is hilarious! Look how she\u2019s reacting to nothing. What did we do? Send a 70s playlist to her phone Mess with her radio station Follow her on Twitter in his name And now she thinks he wants to marry her! This is too easy&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,12,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-musings","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138747,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138726\/revisions\/138747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}