{"id":138764,"date":"2023-09-02T23:31:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=138764"},"modified":"2023-09-02T23:35:13","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T03:35:13","slug":"hour-14-a-phoned-in-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/hour-14-a-phoned-in-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 15 – A Phoned In Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A Phoned In Poem<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Beep, beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, beep\u2026boop.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Brrrng Brrrng \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Brrrng Brrrng<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Brrrng Brrrng \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Brrrng Brrrng<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Hello. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check<\/span><\/p>\n

Your number and try your call again.\u00a0 If you need help please\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0press pound for more options.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Click. Beep, beep, boop, beep, boop, boop<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Beep. Brrrng. Brrrng. Brrrng. Brrrng. <\/span><\/i>Hello, you<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Have reached the Poetry Marathon Hotline, if this is<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0An emergency, hang up and dial 9-1-1. Otherwise, press<\/span><\/p>\n

1 for more options.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span>Boop<\/span><\/i>. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 You have selected 1 –<\/span><\/p>\n

More options. Is\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 this \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 your\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 choice? If so, press 1 for\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Yes. Press 2 for \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 no\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 or \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 press 3 for more options.<\/span><\/p>\n

Beep<\/span><\/i>. Hola! Su\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 llamada\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 no se puede completar\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Tal como se marc\u00f3. Por favor cuelgue e intente realizar la\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0llamada nuevamente.<\/span> CLICK! <\/span><\/i>\u201cAnd that\u2019s how you get\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Them to stop calling at every hour of the night.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Phoned In Poem   \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Beep, beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, beep\u2026boop. Brrrng Brrrng \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Brrrng Brrrng Brrrng Brrrng…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1038,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1038"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138764"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138803,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138764\/revisions\/138803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}