{"id":138816,"date":"2023-09-03T01:15:51","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T05:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=138816"},"modified":"2023-09-03T04:57:06","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T08:57:06","slug":"you-know-why-i-pulled-you-over-15th-hour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/you-know-why-i-pulled-you-over-15th-hour\/","title":{"rendered":"You know why i pulled you over? (15th Hour)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10 4<\/p>\n<p>I have a visual.<\/p>\n<p>So check it out rookie, I&#8217;m gonna pull over this mexican and . . . Well . . . He is not going to have insurance most likely. I want you to take lead. Here is a chance to show me what you&#8217;re made of. Now, I ne<!--more-->ed you to take lead and I will be your backup just there for support and to observe. You ready to do this Ramirez?<!--more--><!--more-->Alright, do your thing.<\/p>\n<p>Ramirez: good afternoon sir do you know why I pulled you o . . . Oh hell no, Carlos!?<\/p>\n<p>What the fuck are you doing driving bro, your license is fucking suspended.<\/p>\n<p>Capt: you good Ramirez?<\/p>\n<p>Ramirez: Affirmative sir.<\/p>\n<p>You have a bottle of tequila and you are freaking smokong a blunt, wow bro. Thats my captain. And i hate to do this to a friend but<br \/>\n(Unholsters side arm and points in driver&#8217;s direction)<br \/>\nRamirez: PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL ASSHOLE!<br \/>\nGUN I REPEAT HE IS ARMED<\/p>\n<p>DRIVER: WTF?!? NO IM NOT ALEX, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRO!<\/p>\n<p>(CAPT UNHOLSTERS SIDEARM)<\/p>\n<p>CAPT: WHERES THE GUN FUCKO!!<br \/>\nDROP IT OR ILL POP YA IN THE F****g ADAMS APPLE<\/p>\n<p>RAMIREZ:<br \/>\nSTAND DOWN SIR,<br \/>\nNO GUN<br \/>\nI REPEAT<br \/>\nNO GUN<br \/>\nMY MISTAKE SIR.<br \/>\nMR. ORNELAS, I APOLOGIZE,<br \/>\nYOU REACHED FOR YOUR SEAT BELT<br \/>\nMY MISTAKE<br \/>\nCODE FOUR CAPT<br \/>\nsir, should i ask him for his license and &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>CAPT:<br \/>\nLet the guy.<br \/>\nYou already made his blood sugar go up.<\/p>\n<p>RAMIREZ: Mr. ORNELAS, YOU HAVE A NICE DAY SIR. and stop fucking drinking and driving fucking idiot. HAVE A NICE DAY.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(Car drives away)<\/p>\n<p>CAPT: Hey Ramirez, how the hell did you know that fucking guy&#8217;s name?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10 4 I have a visual. So check it out rookie, I&#8217;m gonna pull over this mexican and . . . Well . . . He is not going to have insurance most likely. I want you to take lead. Here is a chance to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5442,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5442"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138816"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":141388,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138816\/revisions\/141388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}