{"id":139093,"date":"2023-09-03T00:17:25","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T04:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=139093"},"modified":"2023-09-03T00:18:11","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T04:18:11","slug":"morning-rush-hour-fifteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/morning-rush-hour-fifteen\/","title":{"rendered":"Morning Rush-Hour Sixteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Step 1: remember your shoes.<\/p>\n<p>Step 2: Pat your pockets.<\/p>\n<p>Step 3: Panic, as the wallet isn&#8217;t in\u00a0<em>that\u00a0<\/em>pocket.<\/p>\n<p>Step 4: search the house for the damn wallet.<\/p>\n<p>Step 5: find it in the purse.<\/p>\n<p>Step 6: Look for your glasses.<\/p>\n<p>Step 7: resume panicking.<\/p>\n<p>Step 8:&#8230;Remember you can see.<\/p>\n<p>If you make it to work without your wallet or purse, you may have to turn around! Repeat steps until completely ready.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Step 1: remember your shoes. Step 2: Pat your pockets. Step 3: Panic, as the wallet isn&#8217;t in\u00a0that\u00a0pocket. Step 4: search the house for the damn wallet. Step 5: find it in the purse. Step 6: Look for your glasses. Step 7: resume panicking. Step&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":214,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/214"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139093"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139169,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139093\/revisions\/139169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}