{"id":1391,"date":"2014-08-23T10:33:55","date_gmt":"2014-08-23T14:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=1391"},"modified":"2014-08-23T10:34:29","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T14:34:29","slug":"late-bloomer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/late-bloomer\/","title":{"rendered":"Late bloomer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is how it always starts. A late bloomer never seems to be on time for anything.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine the horror, thinking that you have ten minutes to spare when you&#8217;re already an hour behind.<\/p>\n<p>You had assumed that 9 in the morning is 9 in the morning for you&#8230;point blank and period.<\/p>\n<p>However, you are just as dead wrong as you are dead tired and the only ass that was made was of yourself.<\/p>\n<p>However, what I lack in punctuality, I make up for in iron will.<\/p>\n<p>The last time I had such a late start, I made perfect creme br\u00fbl\u00e9e and nailed every order that came my way.<\/p>\n<p>This is no new thing for me.<\/p>\n<p>Late starts and late nights, trying to make something of myself.<\/p>\n<p>Sweating, grunting, groaning and remembering &#8220;this is nothing new.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is the beginning of the story of your life, this too will be the end.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He had a rocky start, but finished strong.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is nothing new, this is nothing I&#8217;m not used to.<\/p>\n<p>Hell, I was even born late; a late bloomer right out of the womb.<\/p>\n<p>But, you know what they say about late bloomers?<\/p>\n<p>They make the best flowers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is how it always starts. A late bloomer never seems to be on time for anything. Imagine the horror, thinking that you have ten minutes to spare when you&#8217;re already an hour behind. You had assumed that 9 in the morning is 9 in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":91,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/91"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1485,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391\/revisions\/1485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}