{"id":139140,"date":"2023-09-03T00:34:17","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T04:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=139140"},"modified":"2023-09-03T00:34:17","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T04:34:17","slug":"perez-hilton-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/perez-hilton-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Perez Hilton (16)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In this dream I hang out with Perez Hilton<\/p>\n<p>And we dish about people I know nothing about<\/p>\n<p>Driving down Hollywood Boulevard<\/p>\n<p>laughing about overdoses and broken marriages<\/p>\n<p>that happened here and there<\/p>\n<p>oh can you believe<\/p>\n<p>and I can, because Perez tells me<\/p>\n<p>and I believe Perez Hilton<\/p>\n<p>I believe his meanness<\/p>\n<p>and light socket shock blond hair<\/p>\n<p>And when we are at his mansion<\/p>\n<p>and he&#8217;s drinking, he tells me he wants to stop<\/p>\n<p>and I say no, Perez<\/p>\n<p>drink more.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this dream I hang out with Perez Hilton And we dish about people I know nothing about Driving down Hollywood Boulevard laughing about overdoses and broken marriages that happened here and there oh can you believe and I can, because Perez tells me and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3743,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3743"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139307,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139140\/revisions\/139307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}