{"id":139527,"date":"2023-09-03T01:31:58","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T05:31:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=139527"},"modified":"2023-09-03T01:31:58","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T05:31:58","slug":"the-hams-of-hammyhold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/the-hams-of-hammyhold\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hams of Hammyhold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(or, <em>The Menagerie pt. 4<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Cast of Players<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nugget<\/strong>, head and patriarch of the Frat Tank, an all-business no-goofin&#8217; mobster father of Whisker Town<\/p>\n<p><strong>Coco<\/strong>, a lone-hamster who prefers her space and will fight to keep it&#8211; even against her own blood<\/p>\n<p><em>their children:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Blade<\/strong>, favorite son of the Frat Tank, maker of trouble and picker of fights<\/p>\n<p><strong>Butter<\/strong>, the sweet-talking timid son with a torn ear as per result of an altercation at a young age<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pip<\/strong>, the rapscallion black horse (hamster?) of the Frat Tank known for his artistry in escapism, theatrics, and mimicry<\/p>\n<p><strong>Peppa<\/strong>, keen first-born daughter of the Hammyhold, takes strongly after her mother but doted upon her younger sister<\/p>\n<p><strong>Peony<\/strong>, friendly but timid after the abuses of her mother; relies heavily upon Peppa for security<\/p>\n<p><strong>Baby<\/strong>, shipped off and away to finishing school with a foreign family to presume a new identity<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Rocky,]<\/strong> the aspiring son renouned for his daring, found dead in his youth after having ventured beyond Hammyhold<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Bug,]<\/strong> Rocky&#8217;s closest companion and adventurer, found dead beside his brother in the venture beyond Hammyhold<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #999999\">(Hour 17)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(or, The Menagerie pt. 4) Cast of Players Nugget, head and patriarch of the Frat Tank, an all-business no-goofin&#8217; mobster father of Whisker Town Coco, a lone-hamster who prefers her space and will fight to keep it&#8211; even against her own blood their children: Blade,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3457,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3457"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139527"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139801,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139527\/revisions\/139801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}