{"id":139579,"date":"2023-09-03T01:57:14","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T05:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=139579"},"modified":"2023-09-03T01:57:14","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T05:57:14","slug":"hour-17-drivers-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/hour-17-drivers-exam\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 17–Driver’s Exam"},"content":{"rendered":"

Please complete the written portion of your driver’s exam as soon as possible, preferably by yesterday. Monitors are watching. NO GEL PENS!<\/p>\n

MULTIPLE CHOICE<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. When apologizing to a police officer one should always, A. Wear a mustache, B. Offer to pay for coffee, C. Speak in free verse, D. All of the above.<\/li>\n
  2. Tire pressure must be maintained by law. Tire pressure maintained by a tennis pro is, A. A mistake, B. Subject to jury ruling, C. Iambic, D. Okay if tennis pro owns the tire store.<\/li>\n
  3. Never park closer to a fire hydrant than, A. About yay far, B. The length of a ’78 Montego, C. One year, D. Parks & Recreation.<\/li>\n
  4. Water boils at, A. 114 degrees Celcius, B. The bottom of my radiator, C. Will, D. Newark, New Jersey.<\/li>\n
  5. Turn signal lever may be found on, A. Amazon Prime, B. Joey’s car, C. This exam, D. The equator.<\/li>\n
  6. Safely enter a roundabout in what direction? A. Nonet, B. Rondel, C. West, D. Tasty Kreme.<\/li>\n
  7. How much ethanol is allowed in gasoline? A. What the sign says, B. 40 gal. per million, C. How big Big Gulp?, D. 18 years of age.<\/li>\n
  8. What does a YIELD sign mean? A. Triangle, B. You like stink-eye?, C. Carl hasn’t stolen it yet., D. C.S. Lewis.<\/li>\n
  9. Not that you would know, but a 4-wheel drive vehicle has how many wheels? A. Spare, B. Split, C. Steel-belted, D. Lawrence Ferlinghetti<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    EXTRA CREDIT ESSAY QUESTION:<\/strong><\/p>\n

    Please describe the formation of the modern U.S. Highway System, in correlation with the Post Modern poetry movement, complete with contemporary references.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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