{"id":139649,"date":"2023-09-03T01:22:59","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T05:22:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=139649"},"modified":"2023-09-03T01:22:59","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T05:22:59","slug":"advice-from-a-flamingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/advice-from-a-flamingo\/","title":{"rendered":"Advice from a Flamingo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I love shrimp<\/p>\n<p>my pinkness poignant<\/p>\n<p>adds to the pigment<\/p>\n<p>of my feathers.<\/p>\n<p>Because I love Florida,<\/p>\n<p>am the national bird of The Bahamas<\/p>\n<p>I bathe in warm bodies of water.<\/p>\n<p>Because my name is a mix of Spanish, Portuguese and Germanic suffixes<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m a mixed breed.<\/p>\n<p>Check out my long legs<\/p>\n<p>I can stand on one for hours.<\/p>\n<p>But, don\u2019t piss me off<\/p>\n<p>my black long beak does damage.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t ever try me as a pet<\/p>\n<p>try plastic there\u2019s plenty imitations.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I love shrimp my pinkness poignant adds to the pigment of my feathers. Because I love Florida, am the national bird of The Bahamas I bathe in warm bodies of water. Because my name is a mix of Spanish, Portuguese and Germanic suffixes I\u2019m&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4331,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4331"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139649"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139725,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139649\/revisions\/139725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}