{"id":141274,"date":"2023-09-03T04:48:25","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T08:48:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=141274"},"modified":"2023-09-03T04:48:25","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T08:48:25","slug":"on-the-slab-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/on-the-slab-19\/","title":{"rendered":"ON THE SLAB &#8211; #19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">Immersed in the slabs of the labs of forensic diviners<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">My poetry brain sits in some sick existential crisis<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">While cannibals do their work with swift expertise<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">I rob the thesaurus I wish I had more cheese<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">I stare at the screen that\u2019s looming in front<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">I end up writing a poem short uninteresting and blunt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Immersed in the slabs of the labs of forensic diviners\u00a0 My poetry brain sits in some sick existential crisis While cannibals do their work with swift expertise I rob the thesaurus I wish I had more cheese I stare at the screen that\u2019s looming in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1278,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2114,441],"tags":[6347,6345,2754,15,6346],"class_list":["post-141274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-announcement","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-bland","tag-cannibal","tag-cheese","tag-poem","tag-thesaurus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1278"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":141306,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141274\/revisions\/141306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}