Duke has grown bored.<\/p>\n
His weird parents<\/p>\n
playing at their computers<\/p>\n
for 20 hours plus.<\/p>\n
He goes from one room to the other.<\/p>\n
Inside then out,<\/p>\n
outside, then in.<\/p>\n
Running, jumping, sleeping<\/p>\n
Begging for morsels<\/p>\n
Begging for meals<\/p>\n
Begging just to beg.<\/p>\n
I danced with him.<\/p>\n
He wasn’t amused.<\/p>\n
I gave him superior rubbies,<\/p>\n
he bit me.<\/p>\n
He is getting older, cantankerous.<\/p>\n
Much like his human father.<\/p>\n
He knows this ritual happens every year,<\/p>\n
but he lets me know,<\/p>\n
this is unacceptable behavior.<\/p>\n
A continuation will not be tolerated.<\/p>\n
A cat has needs, the most important of which-<\/p>\n
he is more important than any poem.<\/p>\n
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