{"id":141700,"date":"2023-09-03T05:27:24","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T09:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=141700"},"modified":"2023-09-03T05:27:24","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T09:27:24","slug":"aint-no-perfect-folks-in-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/aint-no-perfect-folks-in-church\/","title":{"rendered":"Ain&#8217;t No Perfect Folks in Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">There I am, each Sunday morning,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">underwired and high-healed hurting,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">and it doesn\u2019t matter to God a bit, at all.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">just don\u2019t flop, just don\u2019t fall,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">Don\u2019t be human.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">Don\u2019t be small.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">Don\u2019t notice the whispers<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">that don\u2019t whisper at all<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">about how short I\u2019ll always be.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">Never big enough for their decree&#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">But theirs ain\u2019t the approval<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">that matters to me.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">and for goodness sake,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">don\u2019t eat eggs in the morning<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">\u2018cause when you kneel for forgiveness,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">then without warning,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">your \u2018silent prayer\u2019 echoes<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">up to the rafters<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">And if you can\u2019t laugh now,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">they\u2019ll all laugh after.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">But God has heard it all.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">Seen it too.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">When you step from the shower,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">He\u2019s there with you.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">Standard issue.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">Standard parts.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">All the same, down to burps and farts.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">Don\u2019t be so shocked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">God formed them all.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">Views every soul naked\u2014<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">dirty or clean.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">There isn\u2019t a bit<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">He hasn\u2019t seen.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">We fall face down<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">before God\u2019s glory<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">so don\u2019t bother repeatin\u2019<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">my tired old story<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">that\u2019s worse than yours,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">with all my old behavior&#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">Ain\u2019t none of us perfect;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\">that\u2019s why there\u2019s a Savior!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There I am, each Sunday morning, underwired and high-healed hurting, and it doesn\u2019t matter to God a bit, at all. just don\u2019t flop, just don\u2019t fall, Don\u2019t be human. Don\u2019t be small. Don\u2019t notice the whispers that don\u2019t whisper at all about how short I\u2019ll&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":564,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/564"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141700"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":141712,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141700\/revisions\/141712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}