{"id":142005,"date":"2023-09-03T09:31:47","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T13:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=142005"},"modified":"2023-09-03T09:31:47","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T13:31:47","slug":"hour-6-death-comes-as-the-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/hour-6-death-comes-as-the-end\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 6: Death comes as the end"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has atlast been proved beyond doubt<br \/>\nThat earth is flat<br \/>\nWhat a victory for our flat-earth societies!<br \/>\nAs the president of the world&#8217;s largest flat-earth society,<br \/>\nI had the privilege to be the first<br \/>\nTo peep down and look what lurked underneath<br \/>\nBursting with self-importance, I looked upon the round-earth societies<br \/>\nAnd looked down<br \/>\nWhat I saw gave me a heartattack and I tumbled down to my death<br \/>\nAlas! I could not tell the flat earth<br \/>\nWhat I see&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has atlast been proved beyond doubt That earth is flat What a victory for our flat-earth societies! As the president of the world&#8217;s largest flat-earth society, I had the privilege to be the first To peep down and look what lurked underneath Bursting with&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4553,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4553"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142005"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142057,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142005\/revisions\/142057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}