My friend and his wife take care of this old cat<\/p>\n
he showed up one day after all his kittens did<\/p>\n
and it was pretty quickly deduced that he was dad<\/p>\n
to litters upon litters of kitten bastards<\/p>\n
and I love him<\/p>\n
I love his un-neutered jowls<\/p>\n
like puffy cloud cheeks<\/p>\n
his loose morals<\/p>\n
and his handle on life<\/p>\n
they feed him good food<\/p>\n
he conquers every lady cat who ever lived<\/p>\n
destroys their weak men with fast swipes<\/p>\n
and sleeps hard on the couch despite being warned<\/p>\n
with little snot bubbles coming out of his nose<\/p>\n
and the world growing heavy with his offspring<\/p>\n
your pregnancy, your problem<\/p>\n
old man cat says<\/p>\n
to a legion of sad lady cats<\/p>\n
spiritually he is already a dozen states away<\/p>\n
with his cat name changed<\/p>\n
physically he’s right there<\/p>\n
slaying existence<\/p>\n
unapologetic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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