I will take a pizza.<\/p>\n
Just cheese please.<\/p>\n
Maybe pepperoni.<\/p>\n
No, pepperoni.<\/p>\n
I get heartburn.<\/p>\n
Bacon. Bacon and Pineapple.<\/p>\n
NO mushrooms. I hate mushrooms.<\/p>\n
Just Bacon and Pineapple and cheese please.<\/p>\n
I know it isn’t a real Hawaiian pizza.<\/p>\n
But technically Hawaiian Pizza isn’t Hawaiian.<\/p>\n
I love cheese pizza though. Maybe half and half<\/p>\n
Half cheese, half bacon and pineapple.<\/p>\n
No extra cheese.<\/p>\n
Extra cheese gets weird.<\/p>\n
It throws the sauce, crust, cheese, topping ratio off.<\/p>\n
I know what I am talking about.<\/p>\n
I do. I have made hundreds of thousands of pizzas.<\/p>\n
No that isn’t hyperbole.<\/p>\n
I worked in pizza places most of my adult life.<\/p>\n
You know what, never mind.<\/p>\n
Just make me a cheese pizza.<\/p>\n
With extra sauce. but not too much.<\/p>\n
Light extra sauce.<\/p>\n
Yes that’s a thing.<\/p>\n
I don’t want my cheese to swim off the pizza.<\/p>\n
It’s simple really.<\/p>\n
If you want, I can make it myself.<\/p>\n
I know I don’t work here, yet.<\/p>\n
Then make me a cheese pizza.<\/p>\n
A little extra sauce.<\/p>\n
Cook it just a bit longer.<\/p>\n
No, not well done.<\/p>\n
Just cooked a bit longer.<\/p>\n
If you can’t do it, find me someone who can.<\/p>\n
It’s Pizza. Very easy to make.<\/p>\n
I have made hundreds of thousands of them.<\/p>\n
No, it isn’t hyperbole.<\/p>\n
How many have you made?<\/p>\n
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