{"id":142259,"date":"2023-09-03T07:17:59","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T11:17:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=142259"},"modified":"2023-09-03T07:19:28","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T11:19:28","slug":"not-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/not-this-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Not This One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Age, specifically mine, has begun to define me.<br \/>\nI think of &#8220;The Twilight Zone&#8221; imagining a world<br \/>\nBut not this one.<\/p>\n<p>I think of a world without humans.<br \/>\nAfter all, we&#8217;ve already had our shot.<br \/>\nA world free of abuse, corruption and assholes.<\/p>\n<p>Well, only literal assholes will be allowed.<br \/>\nActually, if you make exceptions for wasps and feces-throwing primates, all assholes will be welcomed!<br \/>\nMaybe my imagined world will have time for sleep,<br \/>\nBecause, you know, not this one.<\/p>\n<p>Not at my age.<br \/>\nNot this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Age, specifically mine, has begun to define me. I think of &#8220;The Twilight Zone&#8221; imagining a world But not this one. I think of a world without humans. After all, we&#8217;ve already had our shot. A world free of abuse, corruption and assholes. Well, only&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":215,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2114,1136,441,5],"tags":[2718],"class_list":["post-142259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-announcement","category-official-marathon-prompts","category-poetry-prompt-responses","category-poetry-prompts","tag-hour23"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/215"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142259"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142853,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142259\/revisions\/142853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}