{"id":142328,"date":"2023-09-03T06:26:13","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T10:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=142328"},"modified":"2023-09-03T06:26:13","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T10:26:13","slug":"hour-22-pizza-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/hour-22-pizza-it-is\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 22; Pizza it is!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I want pizza I want pizza&#8221;<br \/>\nScreamed every pore of my being<br \/>\nMy pudgy hands reached for the phone<br \/>\nI almost dialled the pizza place<br \/>\nWhen the stool I sat on groaned in protest<br \/>\nAnd crumbled for my weight is no joke!<br \/>\nI sat sprawled on the floor, splinters on me<br \/>\nAnd the phone in my hand<br \/>\nThe head said I needed to dial for a gym subscription<br \/>\nThe heart said &#8216;Carpe diem&#8217;<br \/>\nAnd I did just that and ordered an extra large veggie pizza<br \/>\nWith extra cheese!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I want pizza I want pizza&#8221; Screamed every pore of my being My pudgy hands reached for the phone I almost dialled the pizza place When the stool I sat on groaned in protest And crumbled for my weight is no joke! I sat sprawled&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4553,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4553"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142330,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142328\/revisions\/142330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}