{"id":142518,"date":"2023-09-03T06:48:08","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T10:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=142518"},"modified":"2023-09-03T06:48:08","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T10:48:08","slug":"tableforone2am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/tableforone2am\/","title":{"rendered":"tableforone2am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Table for One2am<\/p>\n<p>Welcome welcome<br \/>\nwould you like a table<br \/>\nor a booth tonight? <\/p>\n<p>Table please-<br \/>\nI have a reservation<\/p>\n<p>Yes<br \/>\n&#8211; We\u2019ve been expecting you.<br \/>\nFollow me please<\/p>\n<p>Your table is ready<br \/>\nyour host was very specific<br \/>\nin the setting up and arrangement<br \/>\nof your evening<br \/>\nHere is your menu for tonight<\/p>\n<p>Ma\u2019am? Here is your wine<br \/>\nIf I may say so,<br \/>\nyour dress is lovely, definitely approved<br \/>\nThough, If I may, your hair would look better<br \/>\ndown<\/p>\n<p>Something doesn\u2019t feel right<br \/>\nbut I can\u2019t put my finger on it<br \/>\njust yet<br \/>\nBut I\u2019m not too scared<\/p>\n<p>Your host is running a little behind<br \/>\nand asked that you go ahead and<br \/>\norder<br \/>\nwhat would like to eat?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Table for One2am Welcome welcome would you like a table or a booth tonight? Table please- I have a reservation Yes &#8211; We\u2019ve been expecting you. Follow me please Your table is ready your host was very specific in the setting up and arrangement of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1290,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1290"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142518"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142533,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142518\/revisions\/142533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}