{"id":142622,"date":"2023-09-03T06:58:48","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T10:58:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=142622"},"modified":"2023-09-03T06:58:48","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T10:58:48","slug":"the-englishmen-would-always-mistake-gurasa-for-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/the-englishmen-would-always-mistake-gurasa-for-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"The Englishmen  would always mistake Gurasa for pizza."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>The Englishmen \u00a0would always mistake Gurasa for pizza.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">In a train station in Sarkin pawa<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Darkness strikes and covers<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">The roads, all the vehicles on<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">The road parked beside the highway<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">To watch the apocalypse finish.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">My sister, body of \u00a0English for accent<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Finally opens her mouth to cravings.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">In the meantime, Sarkin pawa had<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Not seen power for over six months,<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">All the people with freezers have grown<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">To never need useless things, all the<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Restaurants with ovens have closed to<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Respect my country\u2019s low standards.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">My sister orders a pizza on her phone,<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Minutes later she cannot connect to her<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Internet to confirm purchase, we sit in<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Despair, she sits in regrets, a sales boy<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">With gurasa passes our car, I purchase<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gurasa for all of us, the train station<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Might never open again, my sister would<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Only crave in silence, till her English<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Is enough to call pizza with a new name\u2014gurasa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Englishmen \u00a0would always mistake Gurasa for pizza. \u00a0 In a train station in Sarkin pawa Darkness strikes and covers The roads, all the vehicles on The road parked beside the highway To watch the apocalypse finish. My sister, body of \u00a0English for accent Finally&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5283,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5283"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142622"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142623,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142622\/revisions\/142623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}