{"id":14300,"date":"2015-06-14T08:38:51","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T12:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=14300"},"modified":"2015-06-14T08:52:24","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T12:52:24","slug":"he-wants-a-greenie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/he-wants-a-greenie\/","title":{"rendered":"He Wants a Greenie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t love you, idiot!<br \/>\nAnd I wish you would<br \/>\nStop!<\/p>\n<p>Just stop!<\/p>\n<p>I know what you want.<br \/>\nSo leave me alone.<br \/>\nYour face disgusts me.<\/p>\n<p>What is it about your culture<br \/>\nThat leads you to believe<br \/>\nA woman my age<br \/>\nMight want to get plucked<br \/>\nBy a young man<br \/>\nIn need of a green card?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t love you, idiot! And I wish you would Stop! Just stop! I know what you want. So leave me alone. Your face disgusts me. What is it about your culture That leads you to believe A woman my age Might want to get&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14300"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14312,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14300\/revisions\/14312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}