{"id":144313,"date":"2023-09-03T15:04:49","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T19:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=144313"},"modified":"2023-09-03T15:04:49","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T19:04:49","slug":"tax-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/tax-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Tax Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Tax Day<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">once a year<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">their taxes are due<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">they come to me<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">receipts all askew<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">forms galore<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">they\u2019re not sure<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">can I claim this<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">how about that<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">no sir, you cannot claim<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">your cat<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">aren&#8217;t\u2019 my crumb crunchers<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">worth a bit more<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">please, help me tax lady<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I\u2019m paycheck poor<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tax Day &nbsp; once a year their taxes are due &nbsp; they come to me receipts all askew &nbsp; forms galore they\u2019re not sure &nbsp; can I claim this how about that &nbsp; no sir, you cannot claim your cat &nbsp; aren&#8217;t\u2019 my crumb crunchers&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":730,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[5772,1620,6466],"class_list":["post-144313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-2023fullmarathon","tag-77poetess","tag-hr13"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/730"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":144314,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144313\/revisions\/144314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=144313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=144313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}