{"id":144712,"date":"2023-09-04T11:55:16","date_gmt":"2023-09-04T15:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=144712"},"modified":"2023-09-04T11:55:16","modified_gmt":"2023-09-04T15:55:16","slug":"meet-my-wife-15-hour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/meet-my-wife-15-hour\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet my Wife (15 hour)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She would not serve the cup<\/p>\n<p>She would rinse it<\/p>\n<p>Dry it<\/p>\n<p>Hit it and serve it<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That is my wife.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A control freaks<\/p>\n<p>The meat is not tender enough<\/p>\n<p>Not seasoned enough<\/p>\n<p>Not broiled enough<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That is my wife.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A perfectionist<\/p>\n<p>The wedding is not perfect<\/p>\n<p>The setting is not perfect<\/p>\n<p>Until she gets in.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That is my wife<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She would not serve the cup She would rinse it Dry it Hit it and serve it &nbsp; That is my wife. &nbsp; A control freaks The meat is not tender enough Not seasoned enough Not broiled enough &nbsp; That is my wife. &nbsp; A&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,12,1136,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-musings","category-official-marathon-prompts","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144712"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":144713,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144712\/revisions\/144713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=144712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=144712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}