{"id":1587,"date":"2014-08-23T12:02:23","date_gmt":"2014-08-23T16:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=1587"},"modified":"2014-08-23T12:03:17","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T16:03:17","slug":"a-bit-about-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/a-bit-about-me\/","title":{"rendered":"A bit about me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">At least when my ADD<br \/>\ncollides with my OCD<br \/>\nThings are chaotically<br \/>\nhappening orderly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I can sing a song of six-pence,<br \/>\nbut not one of five,<br \/>\nuneven numbers,<br \/>\nsting in my head like angry bees<br \/>\nfrom a sticky hive.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I can also sing really fast,<br \/>\nmarching to the drums,<br \/>\nOooh squirrel!<br \/>\nWhat, how, when \u2013 FOCUS!<br \/>\nHopefully I\u2019ll stay, hold your thumbs!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Now you know a little about yours truly,<br \/>\nI don\u2019t suffer ADD or OCD,<br \/>\nI think these things<br \/>\nare suffering<br \/>\nme!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">At least when my ADD<br \/>\ncollides with my OCD<br \/>\nThings are chaotically<br \/>\nhappening orderly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least when my ADD collides with my OCD Things are chaotically happening orderly. I can sing a song of six-pence, but not one of five, uneven numbers, sting in my head like angry bees from a sticky hive. I can also sing really fast,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1587"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1740,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1587\/revisions\/1740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}