{"id":1667,"date":"2014-08-23T11:37:34","date_gmt":"2014-08-23T15:37:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=1667"},"modified":"2014-08-23T11:37:34","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T15:37:34","slug":"no-my-dog-didnt-eat-my-first-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/no-my-dog-didnt-eat-my-first-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"No, my dog didn&#8217;t eat my first poem&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my computer is functioning fine<br \/>\nand while I&#8217;d love to blame my not promptly posting on wordpress, \u2028that&#8217;s not the truth, either.<br \/>\nI keep my promises. I don&#8217;t promise often. Easier that way.<\/p>\n<p>But<br \/>\na chance to audition for Oscar-winning director Steve McQueen<br \/>\nis an opportunity that comes along maybe once every 12 years&#8230;<br \/>\nSo I made a compromise.<br \/>\nI went uptown writing along the way. All the way to 145th street, to be exact.<\/p>\n<p>The line snaked for several Manhattan-sized city blocks.<br \/>\nI stood out. No, it wasn&#8217;t the poet glowing from within. Tho that didn&#8217;t hurt.<br \/>\nI was the only blonde. One of 3 females.<br \/>\nA rep looks at me and says, &#8220;I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re very talented BUT I don&#8217;t think you could play an African-American male convincingly.&#8221;<br \/>\nI smile.<br \/>\nFair enough. But to audition for Steve McQueen&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;The notice said, ALL people welcome and I am a person.&#8221;<br \/>\nWe both grinned.<br \/>\n&#8220;Misprint.&#8221; and seeing my disappointment added, &#8220;Unfortunately.&#8221;<br \/>\nDo I trust him? Is he speaking the truth?<br \/>\n&#8220;We are accepting drop-offs.&#8221; he encouraged me.<br \/>\nI look at the line snaking around the block. and another block. and another block. and still going&#8230;<br \/>\nThanking him, I hand him my headshot and resume.<\/p>\n<p>Today, my creative energy is better spent writing poetry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my computer is functioning fine and while I&#8217;d love to blame my not promptly posting on wordpress, \u2028that&#8217;s not the truth, either. I keep my promises. I don&#8217;t promise often. Easier that way. But a chance to audition for Oscar-winning director Steve McQueen is an&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":96,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/96"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1671,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667\/revisions\/1671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}