{"id":19666,"date":"2016-08-13T12:25:59","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T16:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=19666"},"modified":"2016-08-14T05:36:45","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T09:36:45","slug":"2016-marathon-hour-04","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/2016-marathon-hour-04\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 04 &#8211; 10, 20, 12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: right\"><strong>My Zombie Friend<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Step 1<\/p>\n<p>My name is Emily Marie Lynn McGoo<br \/>\nI\u2019ll tell you a story, I promise it\u2019s true.<br \/>\nI used to get teased at my school each day,<br \/>\nBefore my new friend chased the bullies away.<br \/>\nHe\u2019s never too busy to play hide and seek,<br \/>\nOr to help me go fishing in Hannigan\u2019s Creek.<br \/>\nI\u2019m afraid that my Mother will send him away,<br \/>\nCan he sleep at your house? Well, what do you say?<br \/>\nHe won\u2019t be much trouble, I\u2019ll keep him in line,<br \/>\nIf you keep your dog hidden, it will all be just fine.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Step 2<\/p>\n<p>My name is Emily Marie Lynn McGoo<br \/>\nI\u2019ll tell you a story, I promise it\u2019s true.<br \/>\nI used to get teased at my school each day,<br \/>\nBefore my new friend chased the bullies away.<br \/>\nHe\u2019s never too busy to play hide and seek,<br \/>\nOr to help me go fishing in Hannigan\u2019s Creek.<br \/>\nWe might go to the park, or spin in the sun,<br \/>\nOr I braid his armpits, now THAT is some fun!<br \/>\nThe only thing is, when it\u2019s time for a treat,<br \/>\nHe always wants terribly gross things to eat.<br \/>\nAt first it was mud pies and boogers and stuff.<br \/>\nThen he ate some worms, but that wasn\u2019t enough.<br \/>\nHe ate my friend\u2019s dog, and a whole flock of geese,<br \/>\nAnd my big sister Sarah (he said she was a feast!)<br \/>\nI\u2019m afraid that my Mother will send him away,<br \/>\nCan he sleep at your house? Well, what do you say?<br \/>\nHe won\u2019t be much trouble, I\u2019ll keep him in line,<br \/>\nIf you keep your dog hidden, it will all be just fine.<br \/>\nOh wait! Never mind, Mom\u2019s no longer a care,<br \/>\nI\u2019m sure it\u2019s okay \u2013 all that\u2019s left is her hair!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Step 3<\/p>\n<p>My name is Emily Marie Lynn McGoo<br \/>\nI\u2019ll tell you a story, I promise it\u2019s true.<br \/>\nI used to get teased at my school each day,<br \/>\nBefore my new friend chased the bullies away.<br \/>\nThe only thing is, when it\u2019s time for a treat,<br \/>\nHe always wants terribly gross things to eat.<br \/>\nHe ate my friend\u2019s dog, and a whole flock of geese,<br \/>\nAnd my big sister Sarah (he said she was a feast!)<br \/>\nI\u2019m afraid that my Mother will send him away,<br \/>\nCan he sleep at your house? Well, what do you say?<br \/>\nOh wait! Never mind, Mom\u2019s no longer a care,<br \/>\nI\u2019m sure it\u2019s okay \u2013 all that\u2019s left is her hair!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Zombie Friend Step 1 My name is Emily Marie Lynn McGoo I\u2019ll tell you a story, I promise it\u2019s true. I used to get teased at my school each day, Before my new friend chased the bullies away. He\u2019s never too busy to play&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":839,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1418,680],"class_list":["post-19666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-3stepnarrative","tag-poetrymarathon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/839"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19666"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27695,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19666\/revisions\/27695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}