{"id":20181,"date":"2016-08-13T13:11:52","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20181"},"modified":"2016-08-13T13:11:52","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:11:52","slug":"pc-my-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/pc-my-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"PC: My Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a glitch . . .<br \/>\nWhat a bitch!<br \/>\nI cannot believe this&#8230;<br \/>\nAnother deadline, I miss!<br \/>\nMy PC is a real dick&#8230;<br \/>\nIt makes me sick!<br \/>\nI try the iPhone, in case;<br \/>\nEyeing thru the cracked face.<br \/>\nThey say it&#8217;s the best&#8230;<br \/>\nYet, they break after a test&#8230;<br \/>\nSimple tests, space is full&#8230;<br \/>\nOh, please, this is total bull!<br \/>\nI can barely write anymore&#8230;<br \/>\nBecause it&#8217;s now a real chore!<br \/>\nDependent on the computer&#8230;<br \/>\nWho has time for a suitor?<br \/>\nYeah, I can answer my love&#8230;<br \/>\nNever met, when push comes to shove.<br \/>\nHe is Nigeria, he tells me&#8230;<br \/>\nAn Engineer, a millionaire, you see.<br \/>\nHe needs my money&#8230;<br \/>\nIf it weren&#8217;t sad, it would be funny.<br \/>\nMiddle-aged, overweight much mean rich&#8230;<br \/>\nYeah, truth is, I&#8217;m a bitch!<br \/>\nIf I had the money&#8230;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s for me, sorry honey.<br \/>\nYou want me for your wife?<br \/>\nThen support me for life!<br \/>\nComputers lead to scams&#8230;<br \/>\nBut some of us are onto their sham;<br \/>\nI gotta sign out and unplug&#8230;<br \/>\nClear the wires from the rug!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a glitch . . . What a bitch! I cannot believe this&#8230; Another deadline, I miss! My PC is a real dick&#8230; It makes me sick! I try the iPhone, in case; Eyeing thru the cracked face. They say it&#8217;s the best&#8230; Yet, they&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":745,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,12,1136,441,5],"tags":[1454,1455,1456,1084],"class_list":["post-20181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-musings","category-official-marathon-prompts","category-poetry-prompt-responses","category-poetry-prompts","tag-computers","tag-pcs","tag-scams","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/745"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20181"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20290,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20181\/revisions\/20290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}