{"id":20186,"date":"2016-08-13T13:26:09","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20186"},"modified":"2016-08-13T17:30:19","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T21:30:19","slug":"techno-hook-ups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/techno-hook-ups\/","title":{"rendered":"Techno Hook-ups"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I plug you in and vamp up the heat,<\/p>\n<p>oh, how you exhaust my memory storage,<\/p>\n<p>taking up space with images and stories,<\/p>\n<p>poetry and prose,<\/p>\n<p>newsfeed and selfies,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">*Alert: storage almost full*<\/p>\n<p>your security breaches airing my dirty laundry to the world,<\/p>\n<p>hello world,<\/p>\n<p>let&#8217;s connect,<\/p>\n<p>here is a nude image of me&#8230;\u00a0&#8220;when was that even taken?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>at least my credit card information is\u00a0safe,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">*Alert: Someone is trying to access your gmail account in Japan*<\/p>\n<p>I wish that was me in Japan,\u00a0better change my password,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hm&#8230; What did I change it to?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To\u00a0remember I hummed\u00a0a jingle and\u00a0It went something like this&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">If you want to get that password,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Find the perfect KISS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">*Alert: 3 failed login attempts will lock your account*<\/p>\n<p>We have a love\/hate relationship,<\/p>\n<p>Powering down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I plug you in and vamp up the heat, oh, how you exhaust my memory storage, taking up space with images and stories, poetry and prose, newsfeed and selfies, *Alert: storage almost full* your security breaches airing my dirty laundry to the world, hello world,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":741,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/741"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20186"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22999,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20186\/revisions\/22999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}