{"id":20319,"date":"2016-08-13T13:22:56","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20319"},"modified":"2016-08-13T13:22:56","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:22:56","slug":"the-hearing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/the-hearing\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hearing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><del><\/del><strong>Yes, I hear you&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nPlaying that crap so loud.<br \/>\nNo respect for a neighbor&#8230;<br \/>\nIn these new age times.<\/p>\n<p><strong>No, I&#8217;m not really old&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nLove that good old <em>rock and roll<\/em>;<br \/>\nJust not mixed with your anthem;<br \/>\nOf a different time or culture.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why do you play it so loud?<\/strong><br \/>\nMaking you and your children&#8230;<br \/>\nSuffer with the ringing ears!<br \/>\nAnd me too, you fool!<\/p>\n<p><strong>If I hear it in my crib&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nAnd I never use that word:<br \/>\nI heard it on your rap&#8230;<br \/>\nLike it was in my room!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Turn it up louder&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nYou are in for it!<br \/>\nOut comes my karaoke&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd my singing . . .<br \/>\nMy screaming . .<br \/>\nInto a microphone and amp;<br \/>\n&#8220;<em>Hit Me With Your Best Shot<\/em>&#8220;!<br \/>\nJust for you&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd thank to Heart<br \/>\n&#8220;<em>If Looks Could Kill<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Haha, you&#8217;re now dead!<\/strong><br \/>\nIf not my singing voice;<br \/>\nMaybe face-melting rock!<br \/>\nNow, have some fucking respect!<br \/>\nTurn down the music&#8230;<br \/>\nThe music I did not buy;<br \/>\nThe music I did not choose&#8230;<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t live in a damn club!<\/p>\n<p><strong>SHUT THE FUCK UP!<\/strong>!!<\/p>\n<p>&gt;&gt; My anthem to neighbors who love to play their music so loud, it sounds like it&#8217;s in my room! &lt;&lt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I hear you&#8230; Playing that crap so loud. No respect for a neighbor&#8230; In these new age times. No, I&#8217;m not really old&#8230; Love that good old rock and roll; Just not mixed with your anthem; Of a different time or culture. Why do&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":745,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13,12],"tags":[1469,1468,284,1466,1467,1465],"class_list":["post-20319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-musings","tag-adult-language","tag-karaoke","tag-music","tag-rap","tag-rock-and-roll","tag-too-loud"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/745"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20433,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20319\/revisions\/20433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}