{"id":20415,"date":"2016-08-13T13:33:23","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20415"},"modified":"2016-08-13T13:33:23","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:33:23","slug":"hour-5-technology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/hour-5-technology\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 5-Technology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">TECHNOLOGY<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I awaken<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">My clock radio singing<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">About bringing booty back<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Meghan Trainor<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">is all about the bass<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">The ear-worm is planted<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I check Facebook<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">A long conversation<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Politics as usual<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">My nephew is losing it again<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Updates from everyone<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Right on my phone.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">The cat wants in,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">he and I have a conversation<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I open his cat-food with no can opener<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">An amazing feat<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I microwave myself coffee<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">yes I am too lazy to brew<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I sit down to write<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">My computer is dead<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I pull out the plug<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Pull off the back<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Pull out the battery<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Replace it<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Screw it back together<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Turn it on, it comes on<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">A moment later it goes blank<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Flipping technology<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">The smell of cane burning wafts through the air<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Old technology<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">The computer comes up<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I start my poem<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Meghan Trainor still singing in my ear<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">She&#8217;s bringing booty back<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I think about how technology<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Got me here<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">From sleep to poem in fifteen minutes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TECHNOLOGY I awaken My clock radio singing About bringing booty back Meghan Trainor is all about the bass The ear-worm is planted I check Facebook A long conversation Politics as usual My nephew is losing it again Updates from everyone Right on my phone. The&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":31,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/31"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20574,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20415\/revisions\/20574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}