{"id":20416,"date":"2016-08-13T14:11:12","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T18:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20416"},"modified":"2016-08-13T20:57:11","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T00:57:11","slug":"techno-babble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/techno-babble\/","title":{"rendered":"Techno Babble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Folks used to use the typewriter<\/p>\n<p>Fine technology that was<\/p>\n<p>Now when my fingers type<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t feel them pressing down<\/p>\n<p>Where&#8217;s the clickety-clack?<\/p>\n<p>Television I can take or leave<\/p>\n<p>Commercials are so boring<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d rather sleep, or read a book.<\/p>\n<p>This all can be so wearing.<\/p>\n<p>Remote controllers are so overbearing.<\/p>\n<p>Computers and cell phones<\/p>\n<p>Have way too many buttons<\/p>\n<p>My knowledge has no Polish logic<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s little help to be found<\/p>\n<p>Unless you have a young child around.<\/p>\n<p>Now a dishwasher, refridge, an oven,<\/p>\n<p>A washer\/dryer, or water heater,<\/p>\n<p>I would never give away; for everyone knows,<\/p>\n<p>That technology makes my day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Folks used to use the typewriter Fine technology that was Now when my fingers type I can&#8217;t feel them pressing down Where&#8217;s the clickety-clack? Television I can take or leave Commercials are so boring I&#8217;d rather sleep, or read a book. This all can be&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":827,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1136],"tags":[513],"class_list":["post-20416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-prompts","tag-513"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/827"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20416"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20940,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20416\/revisions\/20940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}