{"id":20430,"date":"2016-08-13T13:26:21","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20430"},"modified":"2016-08-13T13:26:21","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:26:21","slug":"the-day-i-bought-a-detroit-stripper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/the-day-i-bought-a-detroit-stripper\/","title":{"rendered":"The Day I Bought a Detroit Stripper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Day I Bought a Detroit Stripper<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am approaching mid-life<\/p>\n<p>If you consider 49 mid-life<\/p>\n<p>Almost too quickly<\/p>\n<p>That is why my recent purchase<\/p>\n<p>Is quite surprising:<\/p>\n<p>I bought a Detroit Stripper.<\/p>\n<p>Well, not really,<\/p>\n<p>What I really bought<\/p>\n<p>Was a paintbrush<\/p>\n<p>A very specific type of<\/p>\n<p>Brush<\/p>\n<p>Excellent for painting texture,<\/p>\n<p>A Deerfoot Stippler<\/p>\n<p>Imagine my friend\u2019s surprise<\/p>\n<p>Reading my text:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWent to Michael\u2019s today. Bought a Detroit Stripper.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Auto-correct is a jerk!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Day I Bought a Detroit Stripper I am approaching mid-life If you consider 49 mid-life Almost too quickly That is why my recent purchase Is quite surprising: I bought a Detroit Stripper. Well, not really, What I really bought Was a paintbrush A very&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":260,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/260"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20430"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20483,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20430\/revisions\/20483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}