{"id":20514,"date":"2016-08-13T14:04:27","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T18:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20514"},"modified":"2016-08-13T14:07:52","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T18:07:52","slug":"the-fifth-hour-clickbait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/the-fifth-hour-clickbait\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fifth Hour: Clickbait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the wonderful world wide web:<\/p>\n<p>Where dreams strike poses on Kickstarter<br \/>\nAnd nightmares stalk message boards,<br \/>\nTaking unnoticed bytes of your time.<\/p>\n<p>Where\u00a0the static of 24-hour gossip that passes for news<br \/>\nFills the empty spaces you forgot about<br \/>\n(Plus ones you didn&#8217;t know you had.)<\/p>\n<p>Where addicted fingers twitch over keyboards,<br \/>\nSharing and snaring, friending and filleting<br \/>\nTo feed\u00a0trends, trilobites, and trolls.<\/p>\n<p>Where\u00a0electric tendrils and fiberoptic leeches<br \/>\nTwist &#8217;round your synapses<br \/>\nAnd feast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the wonderful world wide web: Where dreams strike poses on Kickstarter And nightmares stalk message boards, Taking unnoticed bytes of your time. Where\u00a0the static of 24-hour gossip that passes for news Fills the empty spaces you forgot about (Plus ones you didn&#8217;t know&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":868,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[521],"class_list":["post-20514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/868"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20514"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20909,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20514\/revisions\/20909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}