{"id":20551,"date":"2016-08-13T13:49:52","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20551"},"modified":"2016-08-13T13:49:52","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:49:52","slug":"iii-how-to-boil-an-egg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/iii-how-to-boil-an-egg\/","title":{"rendered":"III. How to Boil an Egg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-20618\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Library-1-May-25-2014-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"Library 1 May 25, 2014\" width=\"306\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Library-1-May-25-2014-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Library-1-May-25-2014-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Library-1-May-25-2014.jpeg 1944w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 306px) 100vw, 306px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve heard it said<br \/>\nWhen a young man dies<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s as if a book&#8217;s been burned;<br \/>\nBut when an old man dies,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s as if an entire library<br \/>\nHas burned to the ground.<\/p>\n<p>For me,<br \/>\nIf the internet dies,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll suffer certain losses,<br \/>\nand simple facts like<br \/>\nhow to boil an egg<br \/>\nwill once again be<br \/>\na mystery.<\/p>\n<p>So, if it should come to that,<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll find me in the library<br \/>\ntrying like hell<br \/>\nto keep that old man alive<br \/>\nso at least I&#8217;ll know how<br \/>\nto turn on the stove.<\/p>\n<p>Art: The Library 2014 by Virginia Galfo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve heard it said When a young man dies It&#8217;s as if a book&#8217;s been burned; But when an old man dies, It&#8217;s as if an entire library Has burned to the ground. For me, If the internet dies, I&#8217;ll suffer certain losses, and simple&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":708,"featured_media":20618,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,441],"tags":[950,10,521],"class_list":["post-20551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-books","tag-poetry","tag-technology","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/708"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20711,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20551\/revisions\/20711"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}