{"id":20570,"date":"2016-08-13T13:33:26","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T17:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20570"},"modified":"2016-08-13T20:30:03","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T00:30:03","slug":"an-ode-to-my-phone-an-iode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/an-ode-to-my-phone-an-iode\/","title":{"rendered":"An ode to my phone (an iOde)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O screen of glass who bears many a touch<br \/>\nDeliverer of knowledge and of laughs<br \/>\nAt times you have become a mental crutch<br \/>\nYou work for me more than an office staff<br \/>\nYour curvature is straight though you are old<br \/>\nFor a device that is; your years are four<br \/>\nThe time will come when I will have you sold<br \/>\nAs you will slow and weaken in your core<br \/>\nNew processors and screens will come to be<br \/>\nAnd obsolescence will become your fate<br \/>\nThough you have spent these many days with me<br \/>\nYou will exceed your best-before due date<br \/>\nO screen of Glass who\u2019s always in my space<br \/>\nIt\u2019s not your fault that you will be replaced.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O screen of glass who bears many a touch Deliverer of knowledge and of laughs At times you have become a mental crutch You work for me more than an office staff Your curvature is straight though you are old For a device that is;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20570"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20575,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20570\/revisions\/20575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}