{"id":20605,"date":"2016-08-13T14:41:09","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T18:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20605"},"modified":"2016-08-13T14:41:09","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T18:41:09","slug":"hour-5-an-virtual-casualty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/hour-5-an-virtual-casualty\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 5 &#8211; An Virtual Casualty"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"BCof5zrwdZ\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/the-poetry-marathon-prompts\/prompt-for-hour-five-3\">Prompt for Hour Five<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Prompt for Hour Five&#8221; &#8212; The Poetry Marathon\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/the-poetry-marathon-prompts\/prompt-for-hour-five-3\/embed#?secret=pyClrS3qrw#?secret=BCof5zrwdZ\" data-secret=\"BCof5zrwdZ\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>My internet is a strange beast<br \/>\nA superior intelligence designed<br \/>\nto provoke\u00a0and harass<\/p>\n<p>With the ability to sense urgency and despair<br \/>\nit\u00a0waits to pounce..<br \/>\n<em>Signal Disconnected<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My internet is a weapon of mass desolation<br \/>\nPeople in black suits are\u00a0beginning to show interest<br \/>\nScientists are working on an antidote, as we speak<\/p>\n<p>People on the streets try to share my sadness<br \/>\nThey humbly put away their smartphones<br \/>\nI smile politely, understandingly<\/p>\n<p>My internet sometimes listens to\u00a0romantic <em>Nazi<\/em> music<br \/>\nor watches\u00a0octogenarian porn at half-speed<br \/>\nI&#8217;m think I&#8217;ll just change my name and run away<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prompt for Hour Five My internet is a strange beast A superior intelligence designed to provoke\u00a0and harass With the ability to sense urgency and despair it\u00a0waits to pounce.. Signal Disconnected My internet is a weapon of mass desolation People in black suits are\u00a0beginning to show&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":648,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/648"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20605"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":146361,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20605\/revisions\/146361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}