{"id":20820,"date":"2016-08-13T14:32:51","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T18:32:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=20820"},"modified":"2016-08-13T14:35:57","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T18:35:57","slug":"self-made-celebrity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/self-made-celebrity\/","title":{"rendered":"Self Made Celebrity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All hail Narcissus,<br \/>\nPatron of speaking without listening<br \/>\nPatron of exhibitionism<br \/>\nPatron of mirror kissing lack of humility<\/p>\n<p>Look at me! Look at me!<br \/>\nLook at the pretty things I&#8217;ve made<br \/>\nLook at me now, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m the prettiest<br \/>\nI&#8217;m the strongest, smartest, most unique<\/p>\n<p>Yes me me ME,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat<br \/>\nI&#8217;m where all the actions at<br \/>\nYes I bring sexy back, in fact<br \/>\nI&#8217;m so enamored with myself,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m in such perfect shape and health<br \/>\nThat you should give me all your hard-earned wealth because I&#8217;m way better<\/p>\n<p>Whatever<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All hail Narcissus, Patron of speaking without listening Patron of exhibitionism Patron of mirror kissing lack of humility Look at me! Look at me! Look at the pretty things I&#8217;ve made Look at me now, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m the prettiest I&#8217;m the strongest, smartest, most unique&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":781,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/781"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20820"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21182,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20820\/revisions\/21182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}