{"id":21542,"date":"2016-08-13T15:16:16","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T19:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=21542"},"modified":"2016-08-13T15:16:16","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T19:16:16","slug":"lactose-intolerance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/lactose-intolerance\/","title":{"rendered":"Lactose Intolerance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OH MY GOD<br \/>\nBubble tea, cream cheese<br \/>\nmilkshakes, icecream<br \/>\nwhy do you leave me so bereft<br \/>\nwhen all i want is one taste<br \/>\ni want so much to have you<br \/>\nand eat you and drink you<br \/>\nbecause that&#8217;s what we&#8217;re meant to do<br \/>\nI think you wont hurt me but you do<br \/>\nI keep coming back for more and it is<br \/>\nSOOOO GOOD<\/p>\n<p>But a few hours later comes the pain<br \/>\nthe bubbles the rumbles<br \/>\nthe roiling the burning<br \/>\nwhy do you make me feel this way<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t be around people when you act<br \/>\nlike this<br \/>\nI&#8217;m just going to take a few deep breaths<br \/>\nand step outside for a moment<br \/>\nto let all this hot air you&#8217;ve built<br \/>\nup inside me<br \/>\nrelease in private<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t let anyone know how miserable<br \/>\nyou make me<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t understand they&#8217;ll just say<br \/>\nthey told me so<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nI keep doing it to myself<br \/>\nBut they don&#8217;t know what we have is so<br \/>\ngood when its good, you make me so happy<br \/>\nand then you don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;m in for the evening;<br \/>\nI need some quiet time to reflect,<br \/>\nand anyways,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be too busy farting<br \/>\nand trying to avoid sharting<br \/>\nTo have people trying to comfort me tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OH MY GOD Bubble tea, cream cheese milkshakes, icecream why do you leave me so bereft when all i want is one taste i want so much to have you and eat you and drink you because that&#8217;s what we&#8217;re meant to do I think&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":330,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/330"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21642,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21542\/revisions\/21642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}