{"id":22002,"date":"2016-08-13T17:10:23","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T21:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=22002"},"modified":"2016-08-13T17:10:23","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T21:10:23","slug":"hour-7-insomnia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/hour-7-insomnia\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 7 &#8211; Insomnia"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"nsY7fC8MmN\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/the-poetry-marathon-prompts\/prompt-for-hour-seven-3\">Prompt for Hour Seven<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Prompt for Hour Seven&#8221; &#8212; The Poetry Marathon\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/the-poetry-marathon-prompts\/prompt-for-hour-seven-3\/embed#?secret=qmZ1Ovv5HG#?secret=nsY7fC8MmN\" data-secret=\"nsY7fC8MmN\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Government agencies have recently started distributing<br \/>\nBunnies,\u00a0kittens and hamsters<br \/>\nAt retirement homes and infant hospitals<br \/>\nIn a bid to promote understanding of furry\u00a0mammals<br \/>\nAnd mitigate their suicidal tendencies<\/p>\n<p>Last night it was reported that infant groups had blockaded the streets<br \/>\nWaving banners and screaming undemocratic unhearables<br \/>\nDemanding chocolate crispies and bubble wraps, choking-hazard or otherwise<\/p>\n<p>This evening, reports came in of\u00a0elderly people breaking into mental health institutions<br \/>\nTaking over exclusive padded cells<br \/>\nTrying out strait jackets<br \/>\nLaughing with manic abandon<br \/>\nMaking tea<br \/>\nSlowly shuffling along unauthorized\u00a0corridors<\/p>\n<p>Sombre\u00a0spokespeople on the TV grimly contemplate the tense situation<br \/>\nThere is talk of a possible recall of the furry mammals program<br \/>\nSome have suggested bringing in reptiles and amphibians<br \/>\nTo promote the values of ennui\u00a0and introspective silence<br \/>\nAfter all, who cares for\u00a0marginalized dissent when you can sleep<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prompt for Hour Seven Government agencies have recently started distributing Bunnies,\u00a0kittens and hamsters At retirement homes and infant hospitals In a bid to promote understanding of furry\u00a0mammals And mitigate their suicidal tendencies Last night it was reported that infant groups had blockaded the streets Waving&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":648,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/648"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22774,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22002\/revisions\/22774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}