{"id":22091,"date":"2016-08-13T16:40:21","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T20:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=22091"},"modified":"2016-08-14T09:00:18","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T13:00:18","slug":"lovelife-bs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/lovelife-bs\/","title":{"rendered":"LoveLife.bs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Function\u00a0FindLove (Byval GoodMan as Characters, FunnyMan as Characters)<br \/>\nDim Ex as Absent, Ex2 as Dysfunctional, Ex3 as\u00a0Snake<\/p>\n<p>Set Ex = Still Unforgiven<br \/>\nDo Until Ex = Forgiven<br \/>\nRemember<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s a jerk<br \/>\nMove on<br \/>\nLoop<\/p>\n<p>Set Ex2 = Duplicitous<br \/>\nFor each Ex2 in GoodMan<br \/>\nKiss and say goodbye<br \/>\nNext Ex2<\/p>\n<p>Set Ex3 = Dangerous<br \/>\nWith Funnyman(Ex3)<br \/>\nDo Nothing<br \/>\nEnd With<\/p>\n<p>Select Case GoodMan + FunnyMan<\/p>\n<p>Case\u00a0Married = True<br \/>\nDo\u00a0until Married = False<br \/>\n&#8220;No, thank you.&#8221;<br \/>\nLoop<\/p>\n<p>Case Lives With Her\u00a0= True<br \/>\nGo to Case Married = True<\/p>\n<p>Case Single and Attractive = True<br \/>\nDo until Committed = True<br \/>\n&#8220;Let&#8217;s take our time with this.&#8221;<br \/>\nLoop<br \/>\nIf Long Distance Romance = True then<br \/>\nCheck Marital Status<br \/>\nEnd if<\/p>\n<p>Case Unemployed = True<br \/>\nBe patient<br \/>\nStay friends<br \/>\nListen<br \/>\nNo, seriously, listen carefully<br \/>\nIf Long Distance Romance = True Then<br \/>\nCheck Marital Status<br \/>\nEnd If<\/p>\n<p>Case Long Distance Romance = True<br \/>\nGo to Case Unemployed = True<\/p>\n<p>Case Imaginary = True<br \/>\nGo out more often.<\/p>\n<p>End Select<\/p>\n<p>End Function<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Function\u00a0FindLove (Byval GoodMan as Characters, FunnyMan as Characters) Dim Ex as Absent, Ex2 as Dysfunctional, Ex3 as\u00a0Snake Set Ex = Still Unforgiven Do Until Ex = Forgiven Remember He&#8217;s a jerk Move on Loop Set Ex2 = Duplicitous For each Ex2 in GoodMan Kiss and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22091"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28760,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22091\/revisions\/28760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}