{"id":22647,"date":"2016-08-13T17:39:04","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T21:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=22647"},"modified":"2016-08-13T17:39:04","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T21:39:04","slug":"rules-of-the-foodie-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/rules-of-the-foodie-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"Rules of the Foodie Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A thirty four dollar steak will<\/p>\n<p>Always taste better than a twelve dollar steak,<\/p>\n<p>But<\/p>\n<p>A twenty nine dollar Restaurant Week steak will<\/p>\n<p>Always taste better than a thirty four dollar steak.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A baked potato on fine china will<\/p>\n<p>Always taste better than a baked potato on a paper plate,<\/p>\n<p>But<\/p>\n<p>Corn chips will<\/p>\n<p>Always taste the same on china or paper.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A fine red Rhone blend will<\/p>\n<p>Always taste better in a glass,<\/p>\n<p>But,<\/p>\n<p>No buts about it. It doesn\u2019t belong in plastic or paper.<\/p>\n<p>Always pour it in a Riedel or Spiegelau, if possible.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>By Sue Storts<\/p>\n<p>08\/13\/2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A thirty four dollar steak will Always taste better than a twelve dollar steak, But A twenty nine dollar Restaurant Week steak will Always taste better than a thirty four dollar steak. &nbsp; A baked potato on fine china will Always taste better than&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":737,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/737"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23093,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22647\/revisions\/23093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}