{"id":23053,"date":"2016-08-13T17:45:47","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T21:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=23053"},"modified":"2016-08-13T17:46:50","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T21:46:50","slug":"bad-poem-very-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/bad-poem-very-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Poem&#8230;Very Bad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I see you down there looking snug<br \/>\nRested, untested, and feeling all smug<\/p>\n<p>Sure you&#8217;re fancy<br \/>\nWith your stupid umbrella<\/p>\n<p>Drinking your mai tai<br \/>\nOr is it Gin and Tonic<\/p>\n<p>Either way, I can&#8217;t stomach you<br \/>\nOr the way you chew your food<\/p>\n<p>I only came here for the fish<br \/>\nBeing the far better dish<\/p>\n<p>So here I am on the top level<br \/>\nLooking down on my known devil<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll never know, I can say<br \/>\nIf it was me or just rain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I see you down there looking snug Rested, untested, and feeling all smug Sure you&#8217;re fancy With your stupid umbrella Drinking your mai tai Or is it Gin and Tonic Either way, I can&#8217;t stomach you Or the way you chew your food I only&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1136,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-official-marathon-prompts","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23153,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23053\/revisions\/23153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}