{"id":23475,"date":"2016-08-13T18:19:58","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T22:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=23475"},"modified":"2016-08-13T19:29:21","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T23:29:21","slug":"poem-10-praises-to-caffeine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/poem-10-praises-to-caffeine\/","title":{"rendered":"Poem 10 &#8212; Praises to Caffeine!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning,<br \/>\nAn hour later than planned,<br \/>\nI couldn&#8217;t pull my thoughts together,<br \/>\nStill I knew today would be grand.<br \/>\nDidn&#8217;t want any food,<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t want to cook.<br \/>\nI could taste that cup of coffee,<br \/>\nThat was all it took.<br \/>\nOne cup wasn&#8217;t enough,<br \/>\nI needed more,<br \/>\nI grabbed another dose of caffeine<br \/>\nHeading out the door.<br \/>\nI love how it makes me laugh<br \/>\nWhen jokes are corny and bland,<br \/>\nIt composes great thoughts<br \/>\nAnd inspires me into my own brand.<br \/>\nThank you coffee,<br \/>\nYou know how to begin my day,<br \/>\nGod bless Pepsi<br \/>\nFor helping me control what I say.<br \/>\nYou boost my mind<br \/>\nLike fiber in a bean,<br \/>\nYour taste rocks my desires,<br \/>\nOh greatness, ALL PRAISES TO CAFFEINE. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning, An hour later than planned, I couldn&#8217;t pull my thoughts together, Still I knew today would be grand. Didn&#8217;t want any food, I didn&#8217;t want to cook. I could taste that cup of coffee, That was all it took. One&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":740,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/740"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23482,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23475\/revisions\/23482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}