{"id":24590,"date":"2016-08-13T20:44:20","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T00:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=24590"},"modified":"2016-08-13T20:44:20","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T00:44:20","slug":"the-modern-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/the-modern-restaurant\/","title":{"rendered":"The Modern Restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Loud, pretentious, brassy conditions.<\/p>\n<p>Too few partitions.<\/p>\n<p><em>I\u2019ll be taking care of you.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Perky and solicitous.<\/p>\n<p>Fulfilling all your wishes.<\/p>\n<p><em>Tasty and delicious<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p><em>Awesome<\/em>, those dishes?<\/p>\n<p>Smiling and accepting the over-priced, over-advertised food fabrications.<\/p>\n<p>Pretending that superlatives apply to simple samplings.<\/p>\n<p>Feigning satisfaction.<\/p>\n<p>High calories,<\/p>\n<p>A well-deserved reward for hard work and high salaries.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>By Sue Storts<\/p>\n<p>08\/13\/2016<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Loud, pretentious, brassy conditions. Too few partitions. I\u2019ll be taking care of you. Perky and solicitous. Fulfilling all your wishes. Tasty and delicious? Awesome, those dishes? Smiling and accepting the over-priced, over-advertised food fabrications. Pretending that superlatives apply to simple samplings. Feigning satisfaction. High calories,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":737,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/737"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24590"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24795,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24590\/revisions\/24795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}