{"id":25178,"date":"2016-08-13T22:52:20","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T02:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=25178"},"modified":"2016-08-14T15:17:12","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T19:17:12","slug":"14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/14\/","title":{"rendered":"14"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My legs must just be dry, I thought, and I went to the spa where a woman in black<br \/>\npanties and bra scrubbed until the skin rolled off like old pieces of erasure.<\/p>\n<p>But the more time I spent in the pools and feet up in the steam room (I snuck<br \/>\nin every time a friend fell asleep somewhere, the pull like a volley or pendulum)<\/p>\n<p>the roughness came back. I started sleeping in the bathtub, and when it got<br \/>\ncold, I pretended I was too drunk to notice but really, I loved it. My husband<\/p>\n<p>lifted me up and asked me not to drink so much, but the sheets, well everything<br \/>\nreally, felt like large-grain sandpaper, every object about to break through.<\/p>\n<p>I showered so much the grout came up and the floor caved in. Before it all leaked<br \/>\nbeneath the door, our small bathroom was the lake I\u2019ve always wanted. My legs<\/p>\n<p>had turned so scaly I couldn\u2019t walk, not dignified anyway, and now that the bathroom<br \/>\nwas broken, we went to the beach, and my husband had to carry me. He\u2019s a saint<\/p>\n<p>or kinda like one, and he watched as I swam away. I used to try and visit him<br \/>\nbut he\u2019s so afraid of sharks he wouldn\u2019t come into the water, and you can\u2019t maintain<\/p>\n<p>a relationship with someone who is always on shore. You have to get rid of all that<br \/>\nnegative energy, you know? Spend a little time on yourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My legs must just be dry, I thought, and I went to the spa where a woman in black panties and bra scrubbed until the skin rolled off like old pieces of erasure. But the more time I spent in the pools and feet up&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25178"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29099,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25178\/revisions\/29099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}